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Monday, March 5, 2012

May I Have This Dance?

Not us. Not before. Not during. Definitely not after.

I've heard of stepping on people's toes, but this gives a whole new meaning to the term "toe jam."  The Captain and I have taken up dancing. And cheesecake. For us, all dancing is dirty dancing.  But not in a good way.  Join me at An Army of Ermas and please feel free to cut in.

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