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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Baby, It's Cold Inside!

Remember the song that said, "Button Up Your Overcoat?"
No, of course you don't; it's way before your time. It's not something that Justin Beiber is going to cover any time soon, anway. And speaking of cover. . .
Pull on your hoodie and slip on your flannel jammies, because it's frost and freeze time. . .in the powder room. I don't see why I have to suffer freezer burn on my rump roast just because our power bill is
bigger than the stack of presents under grandma's Christmas tree.
Join me at Stage of Life where we check on the Captain's tendency to post armed guards around the thermostat.


Carolee said...

ROFL!! Amy, I know just how you feel. No really. I have freezer burn in places a person should never, ever have freezer burn.

Amy Mullis said...

Carole, I feel your pain. And I know the places you're talking about!