(In which I've discovered that toilet paper that is safe for your septic tank is harmful to your. . .hygiene.)
New Septic Safe Scott Tissue
How could you do this thing
Now why I try to tear you
You turn into one long string.
You faint at the sight of moisture
Afraid of a simple task
You turn into shreds and crumbles
Unable to do what I ask.
I’m bidding farewell to a good friend.
A valiant soldier of old
For now he’s no use in the end
And just a wet blanket to hold.
You’ve been in my family for eons
A giant in many lands
But now that you’re safer for septics
You’re a terrible danger to hands!
Laugh
Click any letter for a look at my prize-winning essay from the Erma Bombeck Writing Competition. You don't even have to buy a vowel.
2 comments:
Truly beautiful, a lovely example of potty--I mean, poetry in motion. ;)
Potty poetry - love it!
And wasn't aware there was Septic Safe TT for you tata.
Hate hate hate it when the TT won't hold up!
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